Greetings from Tuscany, Italy

Hello animals and assorted loonies!

Here are some photos I took during my trip to Tuscany, Italy few weeks ago.

A strange ad I saw in Florence´s railway station.
The Bloodsucking Communist´s are about!

A grotesque and rather eerie gargoyle, probably
inspired by our Kin

Here´s my pal, Hybrid Weasel from Sirius, descending
from their unidentified flying object

If I would have to pick something good out of
christendom, they at least have some nice gothic churches

We also paid a visit to our Kin at the Ospedale Psichiatrico (transl. "Loony Bin").
Our progenitor, (Hybrid) Pig-Rat Corleone is still on permanent vacation
after their unsuccesful attempt to drop a kilo of military grade DMT.

Rest in Peace, "Mörtti the Rat"

??th ?, 2004 E.V. - 18th May, 2006 E.V.

Farewell my hairy companion.. You were always the daredevil of your pack! Always gnawing on electrical cords and biting unsuspecting human-toes. Your brawery, wit and agility was simply unchallenged in the world of rats.

Yet, death comes even the to the greatest of Rats. Just a few days after your brother´s passing, you followed him peacefully into the Great Rat Beyond. You will be missed greatly by me, V. and your big brother, Mikki!

Rest in Peace, "Johannes the Rat"

??th ?, 2004 E.V. - 13th May, 2006 E.V.

Farewell my quiet fellow.. Here´s a Toast for You, an innocent being who enriched my life for two years. I still remember how you licked my hand as a tiny whelp, when I first encountered you in that basement. I will also be haunted by your unjustly grim demise.. You certainly did not deserve a death like that.
I hope your next reincarnation will be a more healthier and more lucky one.. I, V. and your rat-brothers will miss you greatly.

Human infants..

This morning we have observed and examined how infant human animals tick. It seems that these.. "babies" are in constant flux with the cosmic reality. That is, as if they are on a constant LSD-trip. The sounds they make resemble the sounds you make when you are bloated out of your skull by magic mushrooms and reborn through your mouth

The following is an actual typewriting of the aforementioned "baby" whom i asked to convey the meaning of life to us:

"dfdvfde§säåäkjmk,kbvgg y§hvnm gn"

The latter is loosely translated: "dfdvfde§säåäkjmk,kbvgg y§hvnm gn". Yes, can you argue with that logic?

This creature also blessed my keyboard with genuine baby drool.. Maybe some of her infant magic can be transmitted through this keyboard in the future.

Quote of the Day

We’re all fucked. It helps to remember that.
— George Carlin

Of Rats and Golden Showers..

What was that.. oh yes. It was my rats pissing from the second floor of their house to the first floor. They do that without any sense of prudency.. I have at times observed one of them eating in the first floor while another releases a golden shower on the former from the second floor. My rats are males, obviously. Female rats have their own poo poo and wee wee-corner. If I´ll ever get rats again they will be female.. dammit!