Dirt Scanner!

Dear deviants,

I experienced strange phenomena last saturday night.. It was around 5am when I woke up to the sound of myself bursting into fits of laugh. I kept repeating the words "lika-skanneri" (transl. Dirt Scanner) like it was the most hilarious joke, ever. When I regained my senses and went to take a leak at the bathroom, I remembered the dream which I had just seen.

It was about late Princess Di´s real cause of death (a blood-clot on left thigh). That is, she was already dead at the time of the car crash. The paparazzis were suspicious and anxious to discover the "real of cause of death".. I just somehow happened to know this secret which had been revealed to me via a Dirt Scanner.